ok, i just want to know who did it and which end it came out of
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
Yes perhaps we are both wrong. And did you call me bj girl?
What was the name of the cook I had sex with at Famous Dave's?
We decided to leave the bar after we shattered a glassand then drive to steal a baby pool for our water festivities tomorrow
I think you'll appreciae more than anyone that I'm renting my parking spot out for a half gallon of vodka a month.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
Getting my nails done with Diana... I'm going for the keep your friends close and the girl who's dating the guy you want to fuck closer
I wish we could all take a bath together. Not in a lesbian way. But in a relaxing drunk in the tub sort of way.
SOS... STANDING IN THE BAR NEXT TO MY BF AND THE GUY WHO I HOOKED UP WITH ON CHRISTMAS DAY..
It got weird the panthers lost and we started throwing wings at one another
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
My roommate is fucking his gf in the shower and i really have to pee do i just bust in or pee on his bed
It was like a single vaginal boat in a sea of one eyed monsters
It was probably the most embarrassing moment of my life. But I had cleavage, so I'm good!
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