Awesome. Ask her out.
Nope. She's got a detail of ed hardy security around her.
dude facebook disabled my account because im registered under a false identity. now in order to get it back, i have to prove that it's really my name. i sent them an email and had to sign it "Cordially, Lloyd Pancakes"
if I was a wizard from waverly place we wouldn't b having these problems
Okay I'm all about any plan that ends with "We're gonna get you drunk."
If I had a motorized wheelchair, I'd just chase the squirrels on campus all day.
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
i want to pour hot gravy all over you in bed
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
It made me want to take you home, put you in footie pajamas and feed you spaghettios
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
I've decided that it's a bad thing. But I've also decided that I don't give a fuck.
All I got was pictures of my boss and dicks. So, that was the end of snapchat.
It will be the shitshow of all shitshows.
its not even a love triangle. its a love square and it has come back to haunt me
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