ok i said sorry. what else do you want?
100 blowjobs
Sry I left before you woke up. The house was really fucked up and I didn't feel like helping you clean. PS Somebody threw up on your dog
by the time the kitchen caught on fire everyone was too drunk to be alarmed. the host just poured beer on it to put it out. how was yours?
He's a huge toolbag douche loser with a below average dick who doesn't know how to treat a girlfriend. He was my rebound after Brady. It was a pitiful 1 month rebound "extravaganza"
You were riding my three year old's train yelling, 'I think I can, I think I can!!'
I thought I could.
i told her i wanted to be the Neil Armstrong of her vagina,
I used my tears to chase my tequila. You could say I rallied.
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Company meeting and there he was. Felt a little weird like 'last night you were telling me how your dick loves me, and now we're listening to a report on sales figures'.
He came all over her clothes we have to leave
I'm so upset I left my sombrero at the expo center
I felt like I should've driven him home but I was holding in a fart and just needed him to leave
His boxer smelled like clean laundry while I was giving him head. It was delightful, like sucking a dick in a spring meadow.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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