I think I just got seasick
you're not on a boat
he has a waterbed.
Let's get naked and see who's stronger.
My history teacher just took his shirt off cuz the classroom was to hot. And then he invited us all to join him.
i lost virginity while listening to candy shop. something in my life has finally gone right.
They invented the twister shot game. You put a shot on each circle, take it when you land on it, and if you fall, they funnel the mat and make you drink it. New best friends.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Im officially canceling McCormick Monday. I got a raise.
Sooo grey goose Tuesday?????
I basically have sex lined up for me in three different countries. If that's not a feat I don't know what is
You drunkenly promised dick pics on your way out the door and then never delivered. I don't know how I'll ever be able to trust you again.
If you can't drink with the big boys, give up your beer and go back to the playpen
There's only two more days left to say you saw me naked this year.....I'll bring the booze, you got all of next year to rationalize why.
Whenever you have to pee or whatever I'll be over here to harass you
I fuckin love you!
I would reciprocate the feeling if i knew who this was.
I knew the bike rally would be fun when I saw "male pole dancing" on the schedule
Randomize
