you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
There's a person in my phone named motor boat. I love making new friends.
All I'm asking for is flower occasionally, and in return you get to come home to me naked in heels. Is that to much to ask for?
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
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You need to be more adventurous.
I am! Just not in a "I wanna get diseases" way
Quick question: is it impolite to pause sex to put on my knee brace?
It's gay pride, I'm in my EMT uniform getting more girls than your straight ass ever will..
guys I just made $20 cause these random south african guys thought I wasn't wearing any underwear
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
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So besides your brother walking in on you shaving and singing "I'm gonna get asssss" how was your night
If you end up wanting to sit on his face, just make a sound like a dying giraffe and I'll make myself scarce.
it's pizza time hurry your sexcapades
I woke up to half of the whiskey bottle gone, and apparently I showered in my clothes. Pretty good start to SB2015 I'd say?
I hate men. But I love dick. You see my problem?
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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