Yesterday I was informed there is a jewish dating website called jdate, I'm considering joining out of academic curiosity
You were telling me about how you were gonna marry him, have his children and name them all woodchip.
i guess i finally out drove tiger woods this morning..
They past out watching a re-run of the 1984 presidential debate on cspan
Wow, I just sneezed gum out of my nose. Wonder how long that's been up there.
that's what penises do
they tell lies.
Question: would asking the hot guy from the grocery store to "beer me" his number be a poor decision?
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
I think that's the key to being an adult though... Get those rapid fire beer shits out I the way early, then you can go about your grown man business
I told him I'd clean his cock if he ever sent my GF another text message. It was a horrific time for me to miss the l key on my iPhone.
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
At least is you came to Milwaukee to visit me you'd get the best mind blowing sex of your life and free wifi. Who doesn't want free wifi!
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
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