I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
yo everyone went to the hospital last night
No matter what you may say to me. You will still be the guy that managed to get his own cum in his hair.
i just added your friend Valery on the FB just to comment on your tits.... thought id give you a heads up
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I was really sad when you left and cried. And i don't know what a face promise is, but apparently i made you make one.
so the good news is that i can't possibly burn my eyelashes off tonight at the bbq.
The best part of tonight is drunk commenting on my moms pic about how birds just want to give you diseases and pluck out your eyes
The hookup that almost was... Both partys too drunk to migrate to the other.... the universe has won this one.
He pulled a bucket of fried chicken out of his backpack as a peace offering. Under the chicken was a rainbow bag of weed. We're dating again.
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I'm so glad I was blacked out while I was going all exorcist in the bathroom. That's so not a memory I want.
We should just do therapy together, clearly we have all the same issues. It's why we are friends.
The spirit of America is being too hungover to celebrate America right?
This guy on the tube is sooooooo high. Eyes are bloodshot and he's licking his headphone cords.
I woke up on the floor with 2 cartons of cigarettes, a box of chocolate bars, and a business card for a man named Larry. Don't remember him, but if the Rols on his card is his, I might throw him a mouth party...
Although, she is an extremely cool person. She put the "buddy" in "fuck buddy." And I mean that in the most respectful way possible.
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