vagina is talking i cant
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
just looked up how to break up with someone nicely on google. glad to know im not the only one who looks up this shit.
I used puppy pads next to the couch for her to throw up on....
He showed up in a dinosaur costume bearing a tray of cupcakes. He even let me hold his tail. I'm marrying this guy.
It'll just be like "PENIS HERE". In case you get lost.
Serious questions. Who is that girl? Why is she wearing a tiara? And why does she keep asking about penis piercings?
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
Bought asot tix too. After Saturday I'm gonna be reborn like Jesus and no drugs until edc
I was gonna buy a KIA, but then I remembered how awesome the sex was in the back of a Hyundai so I went with that.
I'm actually drinking gin and juice out of a floridas natural carton...so if that has any indication of how I'm doing
Just fyi there is a naked girl somewhere in your house. I woke up and she was gone, definitely left her clothes tho
I don't give a shit if you judge. This isn't about you or anyone else. This is about me and my chicken tenders.
you were peeing in her backyard and some dude came outside and looked at you and was like "thats not a pee spot" and you said "well it is now" then i joined you. Forever poppin squats <3
we should paint friendship bongs
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