I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
We just stood on the porch wondering how you managed to puke up a whole piece of bologna
How do you politely bring up someone's criminal record?
hey, this is the drunk ass freshman from last night. thanks alot for helping me out last night, i'd probably be on some lawn if it wasn't for you guys! and my mom says thanks for talking to her
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We decided I could make bicurious-jitos or ho-meh-jitos or heteroflexible-jitos. But not homojitos.
I have to be home in time to watch my friend on that Lifetime show about having babies. And by friend, I mean the girl I had a lesbian experience with at a party 3 years ago.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
In all fairness I didnt see your dick because it was already in her
Do you think she will like "you don't have to swallow this time" gift certificates for Xmas?
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You just wrote a check for drugs...pretty sure you don't have cash for beer..
You know you can't live off of vodka and pizza rolls forever
I'VE ALREADY MADE MY CHOICE
Dude my body has gone into shock from not eating frozen pizza and chips. I've been shitting like Richard Simmons after a night out of twerking in a corn field
His dick isn't even good enough to be this much of an asshole
there's a giant awkward home-wrecking elephant in the room. and its name is meg.
Do you remember standing up at 3 in the morning and asking me if I was counting to six?
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