he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
so high driving around just saw a woman in a pink shirt chillin riding a horse
so high at work that a 35 year old with his kids handed me visine and winked at me. you win with the horse though
I ate one of your animal crackers. just one. ok four. but no frosting. ok frosting.
No, don't worry. We're not going to get THAT arrested.
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To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Everytime I am with a guy I hope his penis is as big as yours. It never is. Thanks for setting that bar.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
I'm on my way back with the wine... And a puppy. It was free.
I mean jail does seem alright, all the free broth you can eat.
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the amount I squirted last night was insane. Im glad i ignored tlc's advice, i went chasing waterfalls and loved every god damn minute of it.
What! You have to go to class. Otherwise, you're wasting money that could have been spent on weed. Gotta get that shit in perspective.
He lit a candle for the mood and ended up lighting my hair on fire while we were hooking up...moodkiller
This strip club is mediocre. Talent is fine. Fung shui is bad.
I look over and the both of you are naked, and he's eating chicken nuggets off the floor
i was sitting on the kitchen floor shaking my gallon of vodka at people and asking if they wanted to climb the heaven hill... getting dumped is the best thing that has ever happend to me
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