Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
no. i seriously look so gross with this sunburn. i wouldnt even wanna bang myself. and im really into myself.
i feel like im playing gay clue. i have to figure out where i am, who took me home, and what he put in me
couldn't find my pants so i stole a pair of shorts from the passed out kid in the corner.
Think of this as an opportunity. Like Jesus just opened up his closet, and inside is an endless supply of huge, beautiful cock.
Two dudes. Loud music. Dancing shirtless possibly naked. Why would I ever need cable?!
Sooo Zach and Judd are on my porch drunk eating leaves and flowers...
You sent me a cat video and you screaming drunkenly in my background
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
What procrastination leads to: I have submitted a third of my job applications this week with a BAC that would get me arrested
Just because your gf gives mediocre bjs doesn't mean I can fill that void
My greatest accomplishment today was eating a box of Thai food the size of a toddler.
Some nights you just end up digging your mcdouble out of the trash and eating it. it happens.
Getting high with your mom, but thinking of you!
We moved the bed and she found my vibrator. The entire ride home was a montage of her singing "Are You Lonesome Tonight"
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