Just saw a group of asian tourists in safari outifts bow in thanks to the starbucks guys. And no Im not high.
I can't believe you made out with me with a french fry in your mouth.
You were mumbling a lot and offered me 20 dollars to leave you alone
she peed on how many people?
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So where are we on this whole, you write my paper...i do sexual favors situation?
Does your throat ever get sore from being choked too hard or do u think I'm just getting sick??
she was talking at me constantly for like 20mins. i kept praying for a brain hernia but it kept not happening...
She handed me her tooth and asked me to hold it so she could swim.
Who's nuvaring is under my pillow?
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Ya I don't think I'm going anywhere, a cum towel, beer, and Vicodin was just exchanged in our white elephant present game
Woke up with two different flip flops on sum burnt at the beach. Who are these French kids plz come back
There's weed in my toothpaste. Explain.
I'm just going to ride dicks all the way to the to the gates of hell
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
I hooked up with the sexiest couple in the LAX BATHROOM IN THE CHANGING FAMILY ROOM HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAA
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