I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
I texted her sayin "I gotta brush my teethn then Im omw" maybe hint to do the same
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
She just sat there, all alone, with a bottle of booze. And the dog. He even looked like he didn't wanna be there with her.
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They nicknamed me the gargoyle. Sex with me is getting gargoyled. The last one I fucked yelled "gargoyle me" for dirty talk. I think fucking me is part of their pledging initiation. Somewhat OK with this.
and she is using the paper towels as a pillow... but you know what? i've done that too.. so u can really tell we are sisters.
i should teach a seminar on how to fall off the wagon
She was grinding on him and then she was eating a Big Mac. Who the hell brings a Big Mac to the club?
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
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I think I may be the only girl in the world that can say she has fallen asleep grasping a penis..... 3 different times...... 3 different penises
Should I get the rainbow boxer breifs???
As your boyfriend, this is a level of gay that even I can't handle.
Just looked for hours for the remote. Found it in my purse. I need to drink less.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
How do I explain to work that I woke up in my underwear on a trampoline and that I'm not coming in?
Dude. Craziest ride ever. I was convinced that the bus was an airplane. There were clouds when I looked out the window. I got really upset every time the bus turned because airplanes shouldn't turn.
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