I miss Bob Barker.
Yeah, more like Douche Carey...
new revelation: five guys for breakfast
new revelation: previous revelation not a good revelation
Then I opened the closet and then i found the babies
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
This lumberjack with a huge beard is doing his group presentation in a dirty t shirt that says "I'm only 2 girls short of a threesome"
Let the vodka take you where it will. Like Pocahontas, but wasted
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
we managed to melt a few different forms of plastic into the cannibutter....
How do you say "thats kinda illegal" in thai?
"Masturbate" is an actual item on an actual ToDo list of mine. It is at the top.
WE HAD GREAT SEX AND I HATE MYSELF FOR IT
I will be DAMNED if anyone but me breastfeeds my cat.
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
meow
use your words like a big girl
i ran over your cat.
I want to get drunk and watch somebody else's tragedy.
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