That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
when I woke up she was standing in the living room with a bottle of scotch because she is "allergic to hangovers"
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
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and if it starts getting weird im just going to tell him i used to be a man
smoking a bowl while I'm peeing. i love having a big dick.
Ahhh November 1st. National Untagging Day
Major life highlight, she said my dick taste like coffee.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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I fell out of the car while it was moving then got puked on then puked and cried about then got back in the car and puked out the window when we started moving again
You told me you were trying to learn all the MLB ballparks while you waited for your porn to load.
I cant believe you made me read bad furry sexts
I woke up naked with a duck on my head. I think something went horribly wrong.
She dated an Australian guy or some dude with an accent. Normal guys don't stand a chance.
CHALLENGE ACCEPTED.
just passed a kid drinking a beer at 2pm. clearly it's the last day of break.
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