4 feet of snow. teaching the cats how to snow swim. throwing them off the porch and seeing what happens.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
GOING OUT OF BUSINESS: we're having a foreclosure party tonight...We'll also be raffling off a washer/dryer, microwave and a white tiger head.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
Just read my long term horoscope. I'm not gonna get laid for another 2 years.
I found out his name. Apparently we sat in the shower together and flooded the bathroom.
3pm strippers are depressing
judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
You woke up, laughed, proceeded to throw up on me and then passed out again.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Fun fact: drinking me now steals weaponry
Eating a TV dinner and watching Goosebumps on Netflix, the sad, sad title of my autobiography.
I made it 1 week... 5 business days at my new job before sleeping with my coworker.
He set the tone in the back of his car by blasting Marvin Gaye's sexual healing before railing me
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