Who did Billy Mays play for?
My dick has been asking about u. He said he didn't do anything wrong n I'm a dumbass
I look like a poor person in the cast of Gay Oliver.
Please, do not let 'babydaddy' catch on as your petname for me.
I turn the corner to find her walking in the front door in a tee-shirt, two different shoes and no pants. All she said to me was "I'm sad"
It was scary, we all screamed. Never make mimosas in a car.
mary just dropped the yahtzee dice in her wine. and shes throwin em like shes on a craps table.
hahahaha slap the bag.
So then you challenged the bartender to an arm wrestling contest for a free bottle of vodka
Sweet. Did I win?
Youre hungover arent you?
Crazy fun. I think I got a concussion from a stripper
I'll just put on a bunch of mascara and cry right before I get there. Then everyone will recognize me.
i spent my morning giving relationship advice to the kid i had sex with on a kitchen table this weekend
We need to get you laid. Or i fear you might explode like a firework of sexual innuendos and unfulfilled erotic fantasies.
How bad would it be if I asked him for my "ho ho ho" thong back? They're my fav christmas pair!
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
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