thats it. im googling how to make you boobs smaller. this is getting out of control.
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
omfg. get on facebook. the science olympiad team had a rave.
shes a 6ft ginger. she brings nothing to the table except for awkwardness
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
But you wanna know what the sadest part is? I had to smoke on the way back home cause my mom would be suspicious if I wasn't high after I was supposedly hanging out with you.
My autobiography is now tentatively titled "I'm Fucking the DJ, and Other Ways to Party for Cheap"
Walked girl from last night to car as gf was driving up. Got slow clap from neighbors.
It was like you were trying to communicate only you were using every letter of the alphabet but in no order and in a different language
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Let's just says his mouth writes a lot of checks that his penis just can't cash. Don't waste your time.
I'm currently on a bowling date with my girlfriend and her boyfriend. It's pretty fun.
By far the fardest thing to do drunk is open a band aid
I told my dad that he was in a band and he was all like " good job" and then he looked up the band and listened to their music and just went " oh have you disappointed me"
There are 6 of us in a mini cooper and his maid is in the trunk...she needed a ride.
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