Fyi I let myself into your place, I'm wearing some of your clothes in your bed. Come take them off
You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
he told me it was a naked video of him so i opened it. i just got rickrolled while sexting
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
she keeps giving me cups of everbeer.. its everclear and beer mixed. i guess its blackout or backout time
I puked in the urinal of a bar tonight. Not embarrassed cause I got away with it, legitimately upset you weren't there to make fun of me.
My night consisted of weed, sex, and Mexican food. In that order. I think we found the keys to saving our marriage.
My sugar daddy is a bigger asshole than i am. What's wrong here?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I took so my adderall all I can do is lie on my floor and stare too hard at my hedgehog. He has 42 spines in the dark spot on his shoulder btw.
So good!! I became real good friends with an adorable black lesbian couple from Baltimore and a man in a diaper.
I preemptively put on a cape before eating a bunch of weed brownies. Best decision ever.
Just for future reference. Do not do zumba while stoned out of your mind.
You chugged Absolut from a beer bong. Why WOULDN'T you be a champion?
Bold words for someone NOT on a unicycle
Randomize