Starbucks introducing alcohol. i hear angels singing.
Last night I walked out of the bar got in a cab asked the cabi to circle the block. he did and brought me right back to the bar. I paid him $7 thanked him and walked back into the bar.
I love drunk self when he leaves a prepacked bong for the morning... in the bathroom.
I really should sober up and deal with this hangover
It seems to be one of those life decisions I'm perfectly content never making though
You're barking up the wrong lesbian.
update: last drink of the night and im naked in my porch hammock. life is good.
Climbing through a window thats four feet off the ground isnt the easiest thing when youre high, trust me.
You slammed your face into the toilet and declared you were moving your bed into the bathroom in the morning. Also, you insisted on crawling everywhere because feet are "overrated."
He kicked in the door just as I climbed on top of him...and stood there. I felt like I was in a porn. It was invigorating.
I just shit my pants and had a heart attack. Simultaneously. May or may not be related to this game.
I have an epic ass bruise from a wheel tonight and I am drunk now because I decided vodka heals all wounds.
Almost to my house to grab beer. And pants.
Not only did my parents pick me up from his hotel room in the morning, but he also came outside and had a casual little chat with my dad through the driver's side windrow.
"Don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor, don't bang the neighbor..." he chanted helplessly
I feel worse lying to the guy I hooked up with than I actually do for cheating on my bf
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