I missed Saved by the Bell this morning, but Ashley in a later episode of Fresh Prince is keeping the morning wood alive.
I got three cases. When they asked for id I said it was suspended for drunk driving.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
So i've def seen the girl running for student body VP getting fingered in a bar.
He had in his status he loved beating off and tagged his wife. another reason facebook should be for college.
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
i think i made a good impression on his friends wen i survived 55 cup beer pong
Just start grabbing cocks. It can't go wrong! Just say you thought you knew him and wanted to check.
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
I'll just be here. Naked. Eating tots and jello like a muh fuggin G
The reality is I'm 24 and I have terminal breast cancer. Fuck yeah I'm going have sex with every hot guy I can. What, am I gonna worry about getting an STD or pregnant at this point? If I'm gonna die, I want to have any many big dicks as I can while I'm still able.
They're either celebrating their tax money or trying to kill each other.
When your hungover saltines taste like hope...
I wish I could accurately explain the embarrassment of standing in your bathroom with women's nair on your ass waiting to get in the shower.
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