Tell her she can't have a vagina
Update, blind date is cute and fun.
Scratch that, blind date just threw up.
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
through my window right now you can see the hot chick next door is standing BUTT ASS NAKED eating peanut butter off a knife.
ill be there in 5.
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Second night back. Go to house party and played ring of fire. Me plus five other people completely naked. College wins.. It's going to be a long semester
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
Seriously though, you almost tore my right nipple off.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
Like, what's the customary waiting period to hookup with your newly single ex that you never stopped hooking up with?
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He was super stoned and then he compared doing meth to having anal sex and told me to "ride that cowboy." The cowboy being my ex.
I bet yours is gonna be filled with secret innuendo.
secret innuendo and cervical punches to the world.
Just whatever you do, don't neglect the balls.
Are we going to go home and do it or do I have time to eat my nachos bell grande first?
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
I don't know whether to cheer for the free bourbon, or cry from the screaming children.
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