yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
The best time of year to be high is WHEN THE KING CAKES ARE HALF OFF BECAUSE MARDI GRAS IS OVER YEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
Hey sis... Don't forget moms day is this sun. And don't get her another gift while you are freakin high this time. The vibrator was embarrassing.
FYI the vibrator was a SUCCESS. She was in a much better mood this last year. Maybe you should get high this time and get a great gift
I woke up and watched my kitten suck on his nipple. Way too hungover to intervene. He thought it was me, so he just giggled and mumbled "mmm girl."
Seriously? God I hope he wasn't lactating.
......... Poor kitty
I don't know what I wash first. My body or my puke painted car. People are judging me as I drive by.
If you wanna be a real wingman, create some insecurity and comment on that pic of all the hot girls with "Id do every girl in this pic.. except the fat one".
Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...
I always congratulate people on their vaginal emancipation.
I swear to all that is holy, next time you get my mom high with your "special bake sale" I am going to put your dick in the blender.
A thong just fell out of my purse in front of my whole class maybe I should stop using this morning class as my walk of shame
He's coming over again? GIRL, you're thoroughly enjoying the month of Dicktember.
I'm taking pictures of my asshole to send to my boss. This is not what I had in mind the day after thanksgiving.
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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