dude, you're never picky with who you hook up with, have a little dignity
nah man, chicks are like pokemon, gotta catch \'em all
idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
I acted like I was still sleeping as she gathered her stuff to leave.. that's when she let one rip
stripped for him at 3am on my childhood playground and used the swing set as a pole.
mid-sex i was thinking.. these are not the right balls slapping me
How did you get the entire couch up on it's side and into the bathroom?
It's a sign that no dudes december is about to start: I have a yeast infection.
My living room is scattered with glow sticks wrappers, sparklers, face paint & beer cans?
It's not as cool looking when the drugs wear off, is it?
i wish i just like had a pee bag attached to me and i could just go whenever i want wherever i want
I'm sitting here bra-less eating jalepeno candied bacon. You know you want this.
Coming.
How was it playing wingman?
I feel like I was rockys coach watching him get the shit beaten out of him by Apollo creed
Just drove by where I lost my sausage gravy virginity
So random question. Does beer act the same as other alcohol disinfectants?
low point of the night : a cop just busted out laughing at me.
Intelligence report: the hot sister called you gross, the sweet sister says you're dumb, and the smart sister says all the other men she knows would have to die for her to hook up with you.
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