My astrological sign? Vagitarius.
Hey! Thanks for asking, but it didnt go well. He threw up in the car on the way to dinner. Blind dates arent for everyone.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Bob the builder, bob the uilder bob the builder bbbbbbbbbbbbbbbbjbbbbbiotch!pp!!!!
theres a wall by my room thats like, a prime fucking wall. before i move out SOMEBODY is gonna fuck me on that wall, goddamnit.
He told her hed rather go bobbing for apples in puke than have sex with her.
YOU GOT KINKY WEIRD ICE CREAM HEAD ON FRIDAY DONT EVEN COMPLAIN.
Just had Jager bombs for breakfast with her roommate... I do not regret this newfound lesbianism.
You know what, don't even answer. Just promise me you'll go to the Corner of Shame when you get home.
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
He's against "violent sex" cause apparently my body is "sacred". Like dude I'm about to tell you about blowing your brother just so you'll fuck me like an animal Jesus Christ....
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
she made me cum so hard I dislocated my jaw. I'm keeping her
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
I just want to feed you taquitos and play with your boner and live happily ever after
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