After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
sorry i walked in and ruined it, but i had to laugh she looked like a pile of bologna the way you had her pinned up on the wall
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
she likes to give head while listening to britney spears, getting blown by a girl with headphones on is a nice level of separation
he asked me out through an event invitation on facebook, the title read Romantic Dinner For 2
Any parent would be proud to have a daughter that's a blowjob fairy
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
I need a new pic for your contact id. Because your boobs popping up when I'm having dinner with my grandma or, ya know, when kids have my phone isn't so good.
I got punched in the face by a Cowboy last night. Then he bought me a beer cause o convinced security not to kick him out the bar. Start of a fairytale love story? I think so.
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
It's disgusting. He breathes through his mouth and just sounds fat. Plus he chews all loud and shit.
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
i like beer, sex, and cooking. what more can he want?
Wish me luck on my new penis adventure
Is there a number of dicks a girl can have in a weekend before it becomes unacceptable? Asking for a friend
Remember! It’sa long weekend and a holiday weekend and it’s America’s birthday! So don’t short change me!
I thought you were asking for a friend
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