The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
what is it about summer that misdirects my moral compass so much?
There is an old man sitting across from me. Phone rang and his ringtone is children giggling, I'm not safe here.
Just did a kegstand with my dad. Happy fathers day.
You just kept insisting that you and the homeless man went way back, and that you bonded over how cold you both were.
ps if your frozen peas taste like crotch it's because some dude kicked me in the nuts while trying to do a keg stand and I needed an ice pack
After she asked if she could try to fit her toe ring around it, i decided to leave. Thats the life i live
The look on the dr's face when she asked me the last time i had sex and i responded "like an hour and a half ago" ... priceless
Spider-Man is making out with Wonder Woman while Captain Kirk feels up Princess Lea. Nice to see nerd barriers broken down at Comic Con.
She had never heard the term "grundle" before. Classiest girl I've met in months
I apologize that you just fell victim to my random thought of how to make a blow job come to life via emojis.
Listening to The Little Mermaid soundtrack should cure my drunkeness right?
Moral of the story - don't craft naked. Your nipples with thank me.
If I could I'd magically teleport drugs and alcohol to you. Like a bad decision fairy.
You ran outside mistaken the snow for sand and started screaming "WHERES TH BEACH"
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