wanna go halves on a baby?
we got blazed and looked up peoples criminal records
it's been like two and a half months. And I swear, I keep seeing walking dicks. I think I'm going crazy cause of lack of sex..
Just drive me around campus, I will be able to smell their innocence.
I drank entirely too much. My skin hurts to wear
Your message cut off at "shit on the floor". Your life is incredible.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I wasn't half as drunk as u but u were saying u were a "worm" and u tried to slither out of my grasp
You wanna get laid? Be a female for once and stop bending nails to impress guys.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
I seriously doubt this is the first time pumpkin pie has led to a booty call.
My life is literally "I'm too horny you can't leave" or "let's have pie" there's like no inbetween
I don't think he likes that I'm always sending him pictures of me in my bra but he needs to get it together
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Wine through a straw in a subway cup.....classy
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