i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
i cant wait for all this BS that is happening with Tiger to happen to Tebow
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
He got about halfway through singing "Drift Away" before he passed out and broke my coffee table.
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just drunkenly made mashed potatoes at midnight. what have you done for your calorie intake lately?
It's official, no more fat chicks or even close to that, my balls are 2 dimentional
He texted back and said he would hook up if he didn't have a test at 8am. It's really hard to be annoyed by how good of a student he is.
Yeah that sucks. That's why I stick to deadbeat sports management majors.
Woke up this morning naked, wrapped in a bath mat with a wad of singles on the table. I'm calling it a win.
Well she got high, deleted the essay she was working on, and then ordered dominos. We all manage stress in different ways.
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Dude. Photoshop a Santa hat on your mug shot and send it as your Christmas cards.
You know why I love being a regular at this bar? It's because at a certain point last call is only a suggestion.
He calculated like a serious conversion in his head the other day and got a crazy number and I was like damn that’s hot please proceed to take your clothes off.
Yep, you're going to hell.
I take on this great possibility with a beer in one hand and the girl I'm gonna fuck later in the other
Just make sure you put pants on
....then im not going
I live in Vegas It shouldn’t be this hard to find a penis looking for a night of no strings attached sex
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