just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
we're microwaving frozen margaritas its not the same without u
This is the first time since last march I'm gonna be going to a class for more reasons than wanting to bone the girl sitting next to me.
maybe i'll make good life choices and keep my legs closed. periodically txt me friday and saturday night saying "baby carrot round 2" that should stop me.
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
He expects to fuck my tits but will ignore me in public.
How do you explain to a guy that he's like a little puppy dog that you play with, but then leave at the shelter to go home to your German Shepard?
I should probably drink beer instead of rum today so I don't end up naked in my living room while I still have guest.
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm a lady. Ladies do NOT hump the floor.
Blame the bisexuality and move on?
You showed me your butthole that's like a mating call in other species
i dunno, a lot of my childhood feels like a drugged up fever dream
I was trying to be good but he showed up with dinner and wine and I exploded. Like a bomb. A dirty, sexy bomb
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