Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
laughing at 16 and pregnant while fucking w/o a condom....
i always knew you were classy
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
He wants to know how I lost my bra in his pants....id like to know too
By the way, I got bored last night and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
Hey, I took a sweater from your house. And, um, your little brother's virginity.
I caught myself caressing my own hand while nurturing a glass of bourbon. I think it's time to get back out there.
Just had to break it to that one guy that I can't sleep w him bc he looks identical to my brother. So how's your morning?
OF COURSE I NEED TO KNOW I MUST KNOW EVERYTHING
YOU ARE NOT OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
I AM OMNIPOTENT AND YOU HAVE TO DEAL WITH THAT
Drank vodka clubs for 6 hours last night. Holy shit just realized that.
Wine. Check.\nDino chicken nuggets. Check.\n#IssaParty
it's okay that you two hooked up in the family bathroom at the mall.. i just pray to god you were not making a family in the family bathroom..
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