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• (540): View more from Virginia

  i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.

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• (516): View more from New York

  i have one question about last night

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  if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain

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• (951): View more from California

  Dude i thought about you literally the second after I came. This friendship is starting to cross some serious boundaries

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• (612): View more from Minnesota

  The bouncer at this strip club is my new best friend. He is also very persuasive. He got me to strip onstage for a t shirt. It's a nice shirt.

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• (918): View more from Oklahoma

  What's a quick way to get over an ex-boyfriend? To hear about how he threw up in a cup and then drank it. That's how.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I just had a dream that I was pulling you around downtown on a sled, from bar to bar. Dear lord if we start that there's no hope for us

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• (305): View more from Florida

  Just asking. Could've given you a lap dance in a sombrero, drenched in corona and tequila.

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  God Bless cinco de mayo

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• (407): View more from Florida

  Let's just say he sent me a picture of his dick and I was more impressed with the collection of video games he had in the background...

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• (832): View more from Houston, Texas

  i can't believe i'm giving you sex advice.

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  i've gotten sex advice under stranger situations. like while giving a blowjob behind the communications building.

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• (614): View more from Ohio

  Are you coming to the bday night? i'll be doing a life-like reenactment of traveling through Bonnie's vaginal canal and taking my first breath of life. Don't think you'll want to miss it.

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  I can bring a slip n slide and curtains.

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• (724): View more from Pennsylvania

  Did I seriously kick a door down last night... And if so when where and how hard, cause that shit I do not recall.

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• (515): View more from Iowa

  Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over

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• (818): View more from California

  Just woke up from a first date on the futon watching Arrested Development by myself, him cuddling another chick in his room. Simultaneously the best and worst one night stand in history.

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  Bonus: took me 2 hours to get home on the streetcar cause I spent my cab money on drinks for his friend last night.

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• (702): View more from Nevada

  You know I'm dangerous when I have make-out withdrawals

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• (607): View more from New York

  does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?

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