Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
we are cooking lunchables pizzas on a fire pit.
Don't feel too badly. Until twenty minutes ago my paper was a heading and a pizza order.
Three of the best words ever! Cocaine. Research. Study.
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I'm mortified. After he finished, he turned to me and said,"So, what did you think of my mom?" WTF Please tell me he was not wondering about that while he was going down on me!!!
"I gave a guy a handjob last night, on a dog bed, inside a fireplace. It's going to be a good year."
I remeber being on the roof last night and we put our heads togeather and we touched each others face and said "Hennessyyyy"
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I hooked up with a guy that had a beard last night felt like I was building a fucken log cabin
We were having a serious discussion about Blue's Clues and I just kept thinking, 'you've seen me naked'.
My hook-up from last week somehow found me at the club, saw the girl I was trying to fuck, kissed me right in front of her, and walked off.
My breath smells like gin and sadness
I’m the skeleton in his closet, but I only come out on Tuesday and Thursday afternoon and when his wife is out of town
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