She's like Mona Lisa when she's intoxicated. No one understands her but they all think she's marvelous
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
Dude if our hands were ladels we could work at a soup kitchen
That would be so convenient
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I can't believe she made out with my 15 year old brother. That kid can seriously pull.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
I'm going to be fiscally responsible and buy a handle.
Just got offered a dog by two Meth head's one of which wasn't wearing shoes and continually saying "fuck"
Girl re-adjusts bra, no one bats an eye. I re-adjust nuts, everyone stares.
I am going to tweet NASA until they put me into space
Those rocketship riding assholes need the common man
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
Let's knock shit down like godzilla and have intense sex in the rubble
I'm high. ignore me
Don't let me pee the bed... Its going to be one of those weekends
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
im ready to get drunk and forget everything ive learned this semester
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