Ask him about the girl he took home Saturday night. I swear she voted for Kennedy.
He pulled the washer 5 feet out from the wall screaming about quarters
He told me he felt like he shoud say thank you and as a prize i could keep anything from his room that i wanted.
i was drinking at the bar last night with a guy with no bottom teeth, wearing zubas and a polka dotted hat. if that isn't the definition of wisconsin, i dont know what is
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judging by her collection of mens sweaters, shes fucked the entire lands end catalog.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
Whiskey??
It will be at least another 6 weeks before I say yes again. I'm bruised. I stole sex cards and a really nice pocket knife. I acquired a vial of my own blood. Talk about a yard sale...
I might have hooked up with a 2003 alumni last night in the basement
Dude you were ten when he graduated
Wahoowaaaaaaa
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Who am I sleeping next to in your bed? Where are you? Also when are you coming home... I need coffee.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
The last thing I remember before blacking out was passing that sobriety test.
You go to class with the flu but don't go when it rains... Get your shit together
I just met him at a place called the meat farm, Jesus be a shield.
dude you pointed at my dad's crotch and said I'd tap that. I didn't even know you were gay.
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