Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Just spent the rest of my time at that bar trying to keep a probs underage closet gay from touching my kitten to prove he still likes girls.
he quoted Bring It On. It's over.
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
its like think what a normal person would think but completely the opposite.
It feels like I shit a light bulb that shattered on the way out.
His internet history had "Disney Porn" on it.
Contrary to what I yelled at them last night, it turns out campus police CAN arrest people...
on a side note you can NOT make bong water out of a pear
and yes i will spend 10 dollars on a vibrating toothbrush to masturbate but not a calculator for my test
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
If I die, I leave all my liquor in my apartment to you. Be a drunk bitch at my funeral. I wouldn't want it any other way.
Yea there's blood all over the porch but we wont have to buy alcohol for the rest of the week
Debating going to the grocery store with my vibrator still in, cause I can't stand the idea of it out. Lets do some risk/reward
If I got to choose how I die, it would be in an Olympic sized pool of gin and tonic.
Randomize
