Gayer than 8 guys blowing 9 guys
wow, that really makes you stop and think.
Her vagina was like a man-sized safe.
I don't think cute and don't forget to get tested belong in the same text
so I think he was half asleep, but he woke me up by saying "where's my cow? Is it being shipped?" He must have been dreaming about farmville..
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He made sure to throw up on the Mexico side of the border while we were in line at the check point. Then finished by screaming you an have it back. You can have it all back.
His birthday is on fathers day. I know its a cruel coincedence but this is too funny to pass up.
the recent google searches were "were can i buy a porn horse, why does my heart hurt after drinking, and orlando's teen night..." your thought process perplexes me
I'm considering failing out of my last semester of college just so I can keep fucking him.
I was just expressing concern for your pickle consumption.
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my head hurts. i need an adult
and not like a cool parent adult. like a full fledged party pooper grandparent adult
Hope you had your fill for the summer my friend, because all the cleavage has been put away for the winter. Fear not; it blooms again in May.
i am bringing shame upon my ancesors with my weak liver valhalla will never accept me
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Sorry I didn't call this morning. Ended up with a decorated war veteran last night who besides finding the enemy, KNEW where the fuck my G spot was. He gets a medal in my book!
I've got a tequila scented hand sanitizer for you.
you're the best roommate i could ever have.
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