P.S. theres no milk for breakfast, but theres plenty of beer or red wine. you decide.
A small cock is a small cock, don't blame the size of my hands
the weed was in a baggy that had little penguins on it. i am so excited you have no idea
I just remembered how awesome your handjobs were in 7th grade, you were a true champ, thank you
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
SANTA'S REAL. I GOT MY PERIOD.
i could have sworn she did an overextended split with her legs over her head but now i think it was just the drugs
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
Though I feel a moral obligation to take you there, point out all of the male supervisors and slap you on the wrist and yell, "NO!!"
For future reference. Do not congratulate the bar tender at oscars she is not pregnant she has just gotten fat u will get a shot thrown in your face
I found a door knob in my purse this morning, I hope whoever it belonged to doesn't need it today.
hahahah
Get his dick out of your ass and put on some pants we're here
He texted "fuck you" before blocking me on all social media. Come to think of it, that's also the last thing my mother said to me. Could it be that I'm the problem?
Do you really want to know anything about the inner machinations of a furry's mind
i may have just googled 'is philly rioting right now'
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