You think ghandi was good in the sack? cuz i sure do.
I'm not gay.
Soooo you want ghandi? is that what your telling me?
If ghandi gives good head...I'm in
Its fine.
You screamed 'pound me, you big thick stud.' I looked around for porn cameras.
Shut up. I did not.
I really wish I was making that up.
this dieting is killing me...just started drooling watching a dog food commercial
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
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winter break is going to suck... i have to put away my college personality and transform into who my parents think i am.
20 yrs from now I just want to barge in her house and yell at her kids, "I took ur moms virginity!"
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
Maybe STDs were invented to keep stupid people from having kids.
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I'm trying to have a "pick me up from my house so I can get completely annihilated night" any takers? Cmon people this is what friends are for
I would just like to point out that someone I had sex with drove me so I could have sex with you. I deserve some type of "most loyal booty call ever" award.
the shoes thing blows my mind idk how the fuck i did that and im also missing 4 of my birth control pills like did i drunkenly decide to overload my body with estrogen
Mom is so high she had to turn off the ceiling fan because it was going too fast and it freaked her out.
I AM DRUNK AND AGGRESSIVE ABOUT CURLING!
The US is in the finals, aren't they.
I woke up under the stretchy sheet like the corners were still stuck under the bed. I had to wiggle the corners off in order to get up. I was trapped. how did that happen
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