I tried to give up sex for lent. It feels weird that on easter I'm this excited to be a whore again
remind me tomorrow that nothing happen between me and the guy who's shirt i'm wearing
the highlight of my day was when my dad called me when I was watching porn and I muted it instead of pausing it.
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
She put her phone in her underwear and it somehow managed to work it's way into her vagina. she has a BLACKBERRY.
its no coincidence her full name and "cling" are the same in t9
look out your window.... he's holding his iphone up like a boombox playing you beach boys
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Hey got that picture this morning. 1. clean your room 2.what happened to your nail? and 3. your penis is amazing,.
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
Why the hell did you smack that girls beer out of her hand at the end of the night then buy her a double jack and coke for?
Its called bad cop laid cop.
Sorry bud. Having a shitty day because the GF broke up with my wife and I. We really liked her too
Aside from the possibility of pregnancy, I'm going to call last night a raging success.
she dared me to make out with the amish dude so I went up to him and grabbed him by the beard
GRABBED HIM BY THE BEARD
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
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