do herpes really smell.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I woke up naked, with 10 visible bite marks and a black eye. I'm just going to assume that it was a good night.
There was an audience eating triscuts and bananas in the bathroom while watching him puke. It was a good birthday.
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She better not be too drunk to operate a blowtorch
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
i am going to show so many millionaires my nipple
She wants to have naked weekends
They call that free range vagina in France
Found her with a stray dog now called champagne, crying about how she feels a mom now. Had to take her home. The dog too.
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They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
I'm not entirely sure that the guy that just texted me is not on drugs right now. I'm also not entirely sure that he isn't about to be incarcerated.
Good news: you're over the drunk crying life phase. Bad news: now you're handy and violent. You were groping me from behind in front of the guy you like, then you put me in a headlock and swept the leg.
So I'm texting her. How do I steer the conversation toward "I honestly would be fine never seeing you again"?
I feel like I should remember what we did after leaving the party because apparently a llama was involved, but all I can manage is the part where I asked you to cuff my ankle to the bed so I wouldn't backflip away.
I bet he’d be surprised by the epic blow job he’d get if he stopped talking about his wife long enough for me to get in the mood
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