i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
She thought I was gay, so I told her I'd be more comfortable with anal. She agreed.
Her boobs were tiny. I could have used her bra as a blind fold. Which in hindsight would have made things a lot better.
Well regardless of where or with who you will be blacking out and i will be pouring shots down ur throat like a baby bird
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
this is worse than the time i threw up a condom.
The bartender asked if I wanted a to-go cup for my crown and coke.....I just realized I'm back in Montana and fuck did I miss home.
Also he wants to know a casual, consise way to ask a girl in a bar if he could eat her out. Think on that.
Well if I'm going to hook up with every ethnicity by the end of undergrad, I need to be moving on
This is how baked we were last night. Our drinking game: We stare at each other; first one to laugh drinks.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
How do you explain to your kids that you met their mother well you were giving her a gynecological exam??
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
My Hitachi broke 1 day into this stay home bullshit.
Randomize
