Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Making a drinking game out of jeopardy does not mean you studied..
Before attempting to fly away into the night you asked me to take care of your sister. I agreed.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I legitimately forgot how to blow my nose just now. Sleep might be handy.
It's ok. I will share any beautiful men that I drug and leave unconscious on my bed. I'm that kind of friend.
Reunion weekend was a success. Had 3 ex's inside my vag. Hat trick!
We also had rum, but now that's all gone. Which I feel is appropriate for a pirate party.
can we just punch him in the dick and call it a victory for feminism
you started shaking the frozen steak while screaming "THIS IS CAPITALISM" before rubbing it all over your chest and passing out on your dog
I was in the rappers prayer circle. Then they're blunt circle
I think I'm taking after my dog, I just want to hump everything
Hot fire fighters installing my closet. Don't know how to go about this. Gonna nonchalantly take my shirt off and see what happens..
Randomize
