38 yer olds are good kisserssss
he made me stop in the middle of the blowjob to turn the tv towrds him. i then proceeded when he stopped me again to get him the remote. fuck me.
she said she likes her vagina punished
being with you and your tiny dick is punishment enough
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
tell that swedish kid i didnt take his shotgun. he GAVE it to me.
he's only going to be home for two days, his dick is going to be in me for the whole 48 hours, he doesnt have a choice.
It's like I'm in a vicious cycle of noncommittal penis.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
The assistant vp has a bottle of wine on his desk & I have a feeling my boobs will be making an appearance today.
Okay so for future reference and your own safety I should probably tell you that it is not cranberry juice in that bottle on the kitchen table.
But in fairness, I would totally have a robo-penis as long as it had full sensation.
Yeah. I'm so over work, that I'm not even satisfied pretending to work anymore. I just flat out want to go home. Fuck this job
When did we go from stumbling drunk into an ER at 3am to dinner double dating?
There’s a special place in hell for tall guys with small dicks
Why are there naked heterosexuals in my apartment?
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