What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
The liquor store is having an inventory reduction sale. It would be a sin not to stop and help them out.
And we all know God doesn't like sinners.
Amen.
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
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Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
he might be the rich husband I pretend to love for the rest of my life!!!!
Ummm so does anybody remember me stopping to get my ear peirced last night and make an earring out of a staple? Or did I just somehow lay on this thing and ram it through my ear?
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
First thing on my "to do" list- get sober for community service.
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Okay so my USC tutor just offered to eat me out. I think I'm definitely applying to USC.
I've had sex with three people who have this birthday.
I would've fucked Winston Churchill - rode that D like I was going into battle.
Currently doing the walk of shame out of some random girls house with my boyfriend. Talk about relationship goals.
Ignore him I am the one that wears the pants in the relationship while "the big man" cries in bed
was that you i just saw walking down the street in only one heel smoking a cig yelling "hello sexuals" to everyone who passed??
HELLLLLO SEXUAL BEING
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