does dane cook know its not 2004 and that hes no longer relevant?
Learned a lot. Like boys with frosted tips still exist. And that they're sensitive to constructive criticism.
I convinced her san diego was a state. all the proof I needed was saying, why do they call it san diego state university?
I do regret it. But I can't unfuck her
dude, she masturbates with a ken doll.
it's amazing how much more room there is in my purse when I'm not carrying alcohol in it
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I'm in his phone as "nashville blowjob" he also has "cleveland blowjob" "vegas blowjob" etc. i'm okay with this.
They left me passes out in the food donation bin with an empty handle and a half eaten box of nutter butters
Don't I can pass these orgasm blushes off as sunburn for much longer...
Hahaha she was way into you and you kept arguing about burritos. It was amazing.
Having sex with him is like eating mayo. Don't think about it, just do it. It's worth it.
I just want orgasms and emotional validation. Is that too much to ask?
I’m a lady. I promise I won’t oogle your junk when we go skinny dipping.
I wore my lizzie mcguire socks to the bar last night. Because that's how i get all the ladiez
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