There's nothing more uncomfortable than drifting into sexual fantasies on a roadtrip and realizing you have a boner with three other dudes in the car.
No no no. When you take one for the team, there are no stipulations or conditions
I'm not asking you to commit. I'm politely asking your penis to be my friend.
no need to worry, I have the internet and a cape, I can accomplish anything. nothing can go wrong, I am unstoppable. Yo.
I can't take my grandparents out somewhere where I've fucked half the staff.
Yeah no problem. What are blow job angels for anyways
I was full on naked standing in his room and I just said "this isn't me" and left.
So my POF profile is full of Archer references. Only guys who get them will be getting any response to their messages.
Is this a Beer, Vodka or Whiskey kind of problem solving night? It's imperative I stock accordingly.
Questions like that are why I love you.
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
There's glitter all over his bed from my Pink VS panties... I think I might invest in similar styles as a way of marking my territory just incase.
Awww I'm so proud! Starting friendships before you hook up!
what could you have possibly accomplished by watching 6 hours of a mythbusters marathon
well, i added sex in a wind tunnel to my bucket list
Oh no. He's definitely text-flirting with me. No straight man over 30 has any other excuse to use so many smiley faces...
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