North Korea, Best Korea!
Do I have a sign around my neck that says "SWM desperately seeking ultra-plus-size woman that likes everything I do"? I swear they're organized
No, but you do have a sign around your neck that says "Free cupcakes."
i just know my balls have never hurt this bad before
I just had to give myself a pep talk to stop lying on my floor. Literally too hung over to function
don't let me wipe my vag with a dirty leaf outside of mcdonalds ever again.
congratulations to me i think I am on the road to legitimate alcoholism
cool. same. I'm in class drinking
NOT OKAY
sorry for partying
THATS NOT PARTYING THATS DRINKING IN CLASS
If I have to give a UPS guy a lap dance, you owe me a drink.
i don't knpow whats goin on i think theyre sacrificeing me to th tequila gods
My favorite part was screaming to all my life by kc and jojo and just horribly failing
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
He fucking took my shirt off and didn't even touch my boobs. What the actual fuck.
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
I achieved maximum drunk last night. It was pretty extreme. Woke up on a couch, outside, in a suit
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
My hands smell like penis... I can't even remember the last time i touched a penis, but my hands say i did. Oh the mystery.
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