are you serious?? is your clit as sensitive as your emotions
i wish
she farted while i was going down on her. not doing that again
apparently red wine has the total opposite effect that whiskey does on his dick
felt a little awkward waiting for my McNuggets after vomiting all over the counter
I'm having a chugging contest on the streetcar. The driver is judging.
Plus someone just passed me a joint through the window. BEST STREETCAR RIDE EVER
you were watching a documentary about sharks and wouldn't stop stroking my legs and whispering "what if they could walk?"
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
What the fuck am I going to do with a pinata full of tampons?
He is so amazingly handsome. I just wanna fuck every shred of decency out of him.
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Paige is home safe.
Actually, she's here now, punching me in the face. You should've kept her keys.
She gave me a boner for the first time in 9 years.
I was at a crossroads, dude. Like, do I wanna eat chicken McNuggets or talk about my feelings?
Anytime he goes down on me i automatically think of you cheering me on. Your a good friend.
so he found out i have him as "average size" in my phone. fair to say we arnt going to be dating anymore
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