so today in my theology class we brought up the proper way to have sex. so rough sex was said by the teacher...I said I know a girl that likes to be choked. sorry but everyone knew it was you
She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
He had a beer bottle in each of his back pockets and was on rollerblades. All I remember is following him for about 10 minutes
You screamed for campus security to do something about the police officer who dumping ur 40
Tonight marks the 1 yr anniversary of me waking up in a bush. is that reason enough to celebrate?
No i peed with you in the toilet. The guy I high fived was mid pee in front of the urinal
I wish Samuel L. Jackson would narrate our bar crawls
Another memory: We offered for a stranger to live in our house under the condition that he took the garbage out because it's a 'blue' job.
We are the best.
Ps. We need to take the garbage out.
100 proof captain the only man who can make me strip during a snowstorm
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
I just haymakered a dude with my face, can we talk about ME for a second and not the guy I fought?
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
So I considered mediating this morning and instead I master-bated...same thing right?
I would give a kidney to fuck him and he knows it. That bastard.
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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