Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
all i remember thinking as i was puking my intestines out is : wow.. this toilet does look like it's from the future.
Why is there 6 cases of kwic trip dounuts dumped in my bed? Best 34 dollar wake up of my life
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
If you are breathing, I want you at your house. No non-breathing-related excuses.
I think I just legit sprained my wrist from holding myself up while giving a blow J. God dammit come already
I'm not finished with being a sloppy white girl alcoholic. I didn't postpone having a husband and kids for sober weekends.
Literally breaking up to my boyfriend while jamming out to Feraglicious
I love that we can live in a world where I can Google "Harry Potter lizard" and an illustration for my dream pops up
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