Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dude...I'm drunk from Wednesday stilll.
She had to put it in. I told her I was too drunk and didnt trust myself to not put it in her ass.
Well we were just driving down the street, there was a realtor and a couple walking up the porch of a house for sale, mark sticks his head out, opens his mouth to say something, pukes all down the side of the car, pauses, and yells "THIS IS A PHENOMAL NEIGHBORHOOD YOURE GONNA LOVE IT"
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we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
I was crying hysterically and you wouldn't stop petting my ear and shushing me every time I tried to say something.
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Most violent shit of my life. New Years resolution of eating better is already kicking me in the face.
dude Steve you don't even know. its just been one hairy asshole after another.
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I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Cassie is wearing a baseball cap. This rebound is going nowhere
I just got fingered in the Win-Co parking lot for pills. How's your meltdown going?
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
DAMN HIS BEARD AND ABILITY TO USE TOOLS ON A LADDER!!
You do it and I'll burn these mermaid pants so help me God.
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