My mom was talking about how protein is essential to strong bones and then I told her, I'll give you protein.
How unfortunate for your Mom.
Eating in charleston sc at a seafood place called "hymans". Like normal I had no problem finding it.
so either half this theatre is as stoned as me, or day daybreakers is hilarious
you don't understand, he speaks spanish and is tall. i have to do him.
You may have graduated college on time, but my 6th year ass gets to see awesome tits every day just for showing up.
looking at my texts from you makes me want to throw up in my pants
No just sleep deprived. James woke me up at 7 and forced me to eat a hot pocket with him cause he " didn't want me to die".
Middle of vacation, he walked into an audition for a Broadway musical in a drunken stupor. I think he got the part.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
fuck it. im taking monday off to do some Jagering.
I'm so hungover I can't taste anything
It was great. Somehow, sleeping with her sister cured everything!
Oh and people at work think i got knocked up so my gay roomie is claiming it as his lol
I literally heard an 'oh my god' when the shirtless Tongan appeared.
Apparently his version of saying "I'm Sorry" is streaking around our apartment building then asking for a blow job.....
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