So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
So let me get this straight. You would sleep with an uncircumcised guy whose name you didn't know, but you won't try the new shrimp taco from taco bell?
I started dry heaving in the middle of sex and she says "You moan funny."
The first song on his sex mix was "highway to the danger zone"
I honestly didn't see the problem playing beer pong In the car on the road trip home.
i will trade you pizza and a blowjob for a fifth of vodka.
do i get to eat the pizza while you give me the blowjob?
It's only 10 in the morning...josh is already on the way to the ER for trying to shotgun a beer with a sparklers sticking out of it on fire.
We literally just Chinese fire drilled so I could give him road head.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
nothing like going to the bathroom, running into the wall, thinking its a person and saying"its ok i just had the 4 beers" even the wall knew i was lying
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
I'll be the Broncos and you be the Seahawks and you can pound the shit out of me.
I think I'm actually too depressed to do drugs, wow.
What is it in my brain that makes me look at a penis and think "that belongs in my mouth"?
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
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