It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
enterprise is going to pick me up, im too high for this
mom and dad googled us on the weekend. i love the internet less than i did on friday.
I have been running off of weed, alcohol, and Mexican food. What is Tallahassee.
she said she was living bicuriously through me.
WHY. COME BACK. TRAPPED WITH ROOMMATE AND FALCON. SAVE ME. I HAVE HUMMUS.
Recently successful and happy relationships are at an all time high now that you are no longer fucking so many peoples girlfriends. You alone have changed the mating patterns in the lower half of our county.
You need to stop relating my life to your schoolwork. But tell my girlfriend that she'd be proud.
of course not. I do my best teaching on a hungover monday. I did the research. im still okay with the direction in which my life is headed.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
Actually, I take that back. You can only have it if I'm allowed to French braid the mullet.
No, I'm just drunk and was excited cause a hot stranger bought me tacos.
It was a recodring of you having sex ! It was like an ape and a dying mongoose at a buffet Xoxoxo
We were literally making dick jokes with his dick out
That’s the level of friends with benefits I aspire to achieve
Coffee and girl scout cookies. Breakfast of champions.
Get fucked.
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